I LUV flying Southwest Airlines.

Clarence was the flight attendant last night that was entertaining us on our packed flight from OC to Phoenix. I have had him on this flight before.

Here are some of his jokes (well they don't belong to him, I have heard them come from other flight attendants too)

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."

"We here at Southwest Airlines like compliments. Who doesn't? Please send them in the mail attention Southwest Airlines, Dallas Love Field. We understand that every once in a while you might have a complaint too. Please send those to our other office - Northwest Airlines, Minneapolis MN.


Here is someone else's funny recording of a southwest flight attendant.