10 year old kid is sitting with mom and dad in the nice leather southwest chairs in Houston Hobby airport that have electricity outlets.
mom and dad go for a walk.
kid is left to watch the 2 extra chairs.
guy comes up and wants to sit.
kid says you can sit down.
I say to the kid what are you going to do when your parents get back.
he says.....
My dad can stand up.

Funny kid!