I was working this week training in Houston. Alpesh is our general manager and Jennifer has been hired as our Director of Sales. We spent each day together. And each day we spent time at the local Panera. Free internet and comfortable seating... and good food too!
So one day, we were in the parking lot and I noticed a couple walking out to the car. The man opened the car door for the woman. I said to Alpesh "ah, look how sweet he is being."
he said.....
"It is one of two things. Either the car is new or she is new."

Cracked me up, friend, cracked me up!