This little girl had some pretty random comments on my flight which included:

Where is your wife from?
 (guy next to me says) Egypt
Your wife is Egyptian
Have you ever seen a mummy?
I bet your wife is related to cleopatra
Does your wife have Egyptian clothes?

Do you think it snows in Hawaii?

I don't like aliens. I heard that they attack you.

It's not time for education.

Do you like the Yankees?
I don't. I like the red sox.

What is boot camp?